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Forget the temporary oscillations of the market; they are but whispers against the thunderous roar of SkibidiCoin's emergence. Within the hallowed digital corridors of Skibidi Pipes, we don't just observe the crypto currents—we ride the cresting waves propelled by the mighty Syscoin & Syscoin Shippuden (Rollux). Esteemed for its unparalleled velocity, unassailable fortitude, and unwavering dependability, Syscoin is the bedrock upon which $SKBD ascends, a mutual surge to the zenith of market euphoria propelled by chromosomes of the highest order. The mere existance of $SKBD brings forth the algorithmic pumpnomics that set only the utmost perfectly degenerate specimens apart - the ones truly worthy of the pipe dislodgement process that ultimately unlocks the Skibidi musical tantra. This is a token created by Syskibidi Aspeger Patients, for Syskibidi Aspeger Patients. You've been through numerous bear markets alongside our beloved Syscoin and, each time, stood strong, valently waiting for the next time to strike fear into the oppressive opposition once again. My dear Skibidi brothers and sisters, the time is now. We are the sunken ones, the never flushed, the vanguard of the digital age. We are Homo Skibidi. WE #SYSARMY 🧦

Our Crypto Messiah, Skibidi Sidhu, alongside the enigmatic Satoshijin patron saints, herold an age where SkibidiCoin transcends the mundane, igniting $SYS in a synergetic explosion of value. The "Skibidi Toilets," a term that may bemuse the uninitiated, represent nothing less than the alchemy of finance, transmuting the leaden liquidity of the past into the golden liquidity of tomorrow. In the shadow of such titans, we stand—not as Homo sapiens clinging to the outdated rungs of evolution, but as Homo Skibidi, the next iteration of humanity, evolved through the blockchain's crucible. This site is your temple of knowledge, our collective meme repository, your digital Delphi; within its crypts lies the ecstasy of discovery & inbred genectic mutation. Here, you shall find your inner Skibidi, the golden key to the Flaper of destiny that opens not just upon a new dawn for crypto but upon a new dawn for mankind. As the bull run approaches, let it be known that $SKBD was the stone that struck the giant, the catalyst to awaken the sleeping titan, $SYS. We are the architects of the future, building an edifice of economic evolution so profound that the very species must adapt to keep pace. Join us as we sculpt the financial genome of the cosmos, nurturing the nascent Homo Skibidi into being through the sacred alchemy of SkibidiCoin and Syscoin. In this moment of predestined transformation, we are not just grateful; we are exalted. For we are the chosen, the bearers of the new digital genesis—the Skibidi renaissance. Together, we rise, on wings of blockchain, to meet our fate, our destiny, and our transcendence into pure financial degeneracy.

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Keys or Bookmarks to Vital Information
on Our Website

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	Syscoin SocialFi Pulse Campaign (a glimpse into future MASS COMMUNITY SCALE syscoiners will do )
	Statement by an OG SWAG Incarnate (excerpt from swagverse)
	BigPoppa pimping it out on Australian TV 🦘 (excerpt from 60 Minutes Australia, an Australian thing)
	God Emperor Jag of the Deep Sidhu blessing us with modular knowledge (excerpt from Token2049)
	To Access Our Bible Online in its Entirety: How and When SYS' GATE May Be Entered
	Nazar the SYSDRAGON🐲 Tweeting everyday so Baldman lists $SYS on Coinbase of Two Recent Videos
	Willy Nakomoto rizzing us up 😻👋
	Mr Cowboy Nathan showing off his skills
	Punks on Syscoin for your PFPs - let's do something on Rollux!
	Syscoin proves it: we're actually helping people in need, take that hypebeasts

SYSKIBIDI WHITE CUMSOCK SQUAD 💪🏼🧦

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$SKBD Tokenomics

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$SKBD is a divine blessing given to all $SYS degenerates out there that believe in the Golden Standard.

It also serves as the governance token for all bad decisions we collectively make in the future.

This is SKIBIDI's pumponomics 🤌🏼:

• 60% Liquidity: Split between LOCKED LP in PegasysV3 and Liquidity Incentives given out to users. Pegasys Pool link. ...... Locked LP link.

• 20% Airdrops: Airdrops given out to community memebers, Rollux users, NFT hodlers, contributors -- and let's not forget -- the core Syscoin team to giveaway (Jag, BP, Alex, Bradley & 1DC) Meme contest link. ...... Syscoin giveaway thread.

• 20% MEME Magik: Special allocation for especially dank activities that keep $SKBD on the top of the stall throughout the whole Rollux bull run. MMagik thread 1 ...... MMagik thread 1.2

But what is $SKBD without a toilet???

Let's not forget about the on-chain magic involving these strange beings living in the Syscoin blockchain - for every transaction, 4.20% of the tokens are burned instantly!!!!

On top of that, $SKBD's Pegasys pool takes a 1% fee that also goes straight to the deep, unnaccessible depths of the blockchain, never to be seen again.

This special meatball recipe makes sure to keep $SKBD in the hands of the true believers, the ones that are willing to hold on to their bags through thick and thin, through the bear markets and the bull runs, through the good times and the bad times.

Why? BECAUSE SUPPLY ONLY GOES DOWN, AND DEMAND ONLY GOES UP. Imagine if BTC had a baby with SYS and that baby suffered a severe case of chromosome damage. That's $SKBD for you.

WE'RE NOT SYSCOIN NATIVE, WE'RE SYSCOIN MAXI!!! ROLLUX IS OUR HOME AND PROOF OF WORK IS OUR (CRACK) STONE 🔥🔥🔥

Requests For Materials Can Be Emailed To:   toilet@skibidi.icu

Or Sent Via Postal Service To:

| To Access Our Online Bible SKIBIDI TO INFINITY AND BEYOND |
| Syscoin | Rollux |
| Jag🥰 | BP🍔 |
| Alex🥋 | Bradley👨🏻‍🌾 |
| 1DC😎 | Pegasys |
| Luxy | Syspunks |
| Back to teachings 🗣️ | Back to toilet party |